Christmas Cards

"Shamus Paws is coming to town"

     I was takin a nap
     woke up in the night
     all us bad toms
     are in for a fright

Santa Clause ain't coming to town

     He made up his list
     and gone through it twice
     He knows that we stink
    We've never been nice

Santa Clause aint coming to town

     We been nipzing down at paddy's
      Been farting all night long
     coughing up dem hairballs
     and singing dirty songs.

        I was takin a nap
         woke up in da night
           all us bad toms
            are in for a fright

      Santa Clause aint coming to town

          He's made up his list
          and gone through it twice
           He knows we all stink
          we've never been nice

       Santa clause aint coming to town

     So, I'm making a plan
     got me a suit
     some boots and a hat
     and a big bag of loot

         Santa Clause aint coming to town

     So now I have my own list
     the tomz wont have to fear
     the gurls can all have Santa
     cause Shamus Paws is here

     I'm bringing us nipz
     wrapping up toys
     gonna give treats
     to all mew bad boys

Yes Shamus Paws is coming to town.